I secretly rate every film 0-the mummy
I just really need a Rick to my Evie.
oh my god for real though
Oh god. I need Sam Wilson to meet Thor. I need him to meet Thor and become instant bros…
Dude, tell me about it. Sam, son of Wil, warrior of the skies, stalwart companion, wise and noble soldier, maker of pan-cakes and excellent coffee — Thor would love him forever.
Sitting out on the patio of Sam’s place, grilling huge steaks and drinking Asgardian liquor — Sam by the sip and Thor by the tankard — with some super sweet 60s era music playing. Sam actually catching Thor’s jokes and reading up on Norse mythology so he can ask about Thor’s family.
Oh man, Sam telling Thor about the big veteran’s Memorial Day picnic, and Thor knowing he absolutely must come celebrate Earth’s finest warriors, and he brings Jane and Darcy and Sif, and… I think I just started shipping Sam Wilson and Sif. Oops.
Ain’t no oops.
Cap: Shouldn’t be a problem.
What I really love is that the movie doesn’t even bother to show them getting the wings. Like, pfft, whatever, infiltrating high securty places to steal experimental government technology, what is it Tuesday already? Nobody needs to see that, we have more important things to do.
#OKAY BUT#I love how Sam knows EXACTLY Where it is#like he’s had his eye on it#like he checked up on his wings#he missed his babies#he had to know where they are#and maybe even how to get them#ps sam what the fuck is wrong with your lamp (via bluandorange)
|albus severus potter:||dad you were totally a jock|
|harry potter:||i was not|
|albus severus potter:||dad you were totally a jock with a trust fund, because only a jock with a trust fund would give me a name like this|
|harry potter:||i was not a jock with a trust fund. ginny, set albus straight|
|ginny potter:||honey, you were and are a jock with a trust fund|